Recipe for a Heart Attack – Going to Speed Street

The Unhealthiest Festival In America - Speed Street

Giant Shopping Cart coming down Tryon Street - It's like the Macy's day parade out here!

 

 

Check out my video below – Searching for the healthiest option at Speed Street!

I’d love your comments and feedback! Please let me know what you think about this festival and it’s food options!

Food Babe’s Heart Attack

Ingredients

  • 1 Fruit Roll Up
  • 1 bag of Lay’s Carolina BBQ chips
  • 1 bag of Cheez Its
  • 1 container Turkey Hill Icecream
  • 1 Golden Grahams Cereal Bar
  • 1 Turkey Leg or Sausage
  • 1 Chicken or Steak Wrap (your choice)
  • 2 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts with a 1/4 lb of beef, cheese and bacon in between
  • Any Gyro (your choice)
  • Funnel Cake with chocolate sauce and powdered sugar
  • 1 bloody mary to wash this all down with!
  • ***Please note all ingredients are NOT organic***

Directions

  1. Consume any of the above on a regular basis
  2. Buy extra health and life insurance for you and your family
  3. Brace yourself for a very unhealthy and low quality life with many ailments
  4. Remember to enjoy your heart attack with a side of those butterfly fries
  5. Makes several servings

Fruit Roll Up Ingredients - Transfat me up and roll me down the street!
Free Chips! Don't be a Dip!
More "free" processed foods! Yeah!
Yum - Just want I want to start my day off with - something that will sit in my stomach and rot!
Sausage - my favorite "nitrate" filled food!
Only $7 dollars - It's a steal - Just do it.... for your first heart attack
Free Icecream!!!! Wow....uh oh.... not so fast....
Horrendous ingredients in this "Free" Icecream, I know it's hot out there y'all but please resist!
If you say it three times, they will come! Funnel Cakes! Funnel Cakes! Funnel Cakes!
Remember your choice - Chicken or Steak!
Excited to see the Banana! Something I can eat!.... well...almost....
Washing it all down with a Bloody Mary!
Red #40? Seriously - I thought tomatoes were all ready red.
You would never know it - but you can get something worthwhile here - it's just not listed! Ask for grilled vegetables with light olive oil, topped up lettuce and tomato and tzatziki sauce. I am not sure I trust the man in the video - I seriously doubt the grilled chicken is anti-biotic free.
Food Babe with Evil Elves and Mean Tigers - Marketing at it's best right here on Tryon Street Kids!
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5 Responses to “Recipe for a Heart Attack – Going to Speed Street”

  1. heather

    I love it Vani… thanks for the video of the donut burger! Priceless!

    Reply
  2. Joe Knows

    If you have that attitude about it, why even go?
    You should stay at home and eat leaves.

    Reply
    • Food Babe (to Joe Knows)

      Joe – You can’t change something if you ignore it!

      Reply
  3. Jenn B.

    Hey I appreciate you going…it will definitely make me think twice this summer when I go to the county fair. Thanks for all your hard work. :)

    Reply
  4. HCT

    This is hilarious! Thanks for the advice on what to order!

    Reply

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